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February 27, 2000 I'm so sorry my "fans".  I know I haven't updated my site recently but many things have been happening as of late.  For instance, I finally got my new computer.  I've had it for perhaps two weeks, but oh well.  This is really just an update to let everyone know that I'm still alive.  It won't be updated much now but come back in a week or two and I'll have things running at an optimal speed.  Also, I am going to create a homepage for myself now, I have really been dillusional by thinking that the ~CaB~ site would be my site, maybe just a showcase for my art.  Until then I guess. Quote of the Day "Even the paranoid have enemies." - Sorry I don't have any sound file for this one.  This is a quote said by some guy during the 70's.  What a crazy time period.  I saw this quote at the end of a movie called Safehouse starring Patrick Stewerd.  If you can stand it for about 1 hour it gets really good.  The only two things that kept me in it was that good 'ol Captain Picard was in it and that if he was what he claimed it would turn out good.  And it did. January 16, 2000 Alas, the Vikes lost.  I knew that it was over by the end of the first play in the second half.  So I plan to take down the Vikings page in a week (or at least on the first page here).  No important news other than that. Quote of the Day - for the Vikings "Your best?  Losers always whine about their best.  Winners go home and fuck the prom queen" - Sean Connery in The Rock - Download January 15, 2000 Vikings are playing the Rams!  Give my grievances to the owner of the Rams.  Hehe  I accidentally forgot to turn the clock back in my computer last night and it, therefor, turned to the year 2000.  But not to the year 2000, but the year 1980, January 4th!  So I simply turned the clock to the correct date.  For those of you wondering everything is running great.  OOO AHHH! Quote of the Day "Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?"  "No way, eh.  Rrradiation has made me an enemy of civilization." - Bob and Doug Mackenzie from Strange Brew - Download January 10, 2000 I've pretty much given up on that Vikings page, as you can tell.  Speaking of the Vikings, hehehe, they're going to face the 13-3? Rams next Sunday.  Damn right, they're going to kick their pansey (I don't know how it's spelled) Ram asses.  Alas, our clan celebrates at least one birthday this week, our fellow founder of ~CaB~, M^M^M.  Until next time then... Quotes of the Day "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy." - I know that this is Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail but I don't know who it is, possibly King Arthur. - Download "I was a geek in high school, I had really short hair, I played Dungeons and Dragons, I had a bug collection, I ate my boogers.  My name's not Chas, it's Chester." - Hehe, this is from Airheads I think, I'm not sure.  I found it online a few years back and thought it was funny.  Basically, because it is. - Download January 7, 2000 Geez, I really hate that Viking's score page.  It drives me frickin crazy.  Every attempt that I make is foiled by some diabolicle mastermind at Tripod that is bent on the failure of my webpage.  Or perhaps its just my html, which brings me to my next point.  If anyone would help me out and check out the html on my Vikings page I would be very gratified.  I disliked the size of the font and the font itself (for those of you that dont have mead bold), so I changed it.  Also the Vikings play Dallas, I thought it would be Detroit. Quote of the Day "GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!!" - Brad Pitt playing a lunatic in 12 Monkeys - Download January 2, 2000 Well, well, well.  I had ya all scared there for a while didn't I?  Don't deny it, according to all of the frantic phone calls you guys were pretty scared.  Hehehe  Well I avoided the whole epidemic by just turning back a page on my computer's internal calendar.  The genius that I am.  Anyway, the Vikings still won today.  Wouldn't that just be "grand" if they had to play Detroit again. Quote of the Day "I'm Bob, but my freinds call me Ugly Bob..." - Ugly Bob, South Park - Download